Dead Plant Society Comfort Colors Tee – Plant Killer Shirt with Vintage Skull Graphic, Relaxed Fi

🪴💀 For all the plant killers with the best intentions.
Welcome to the Dead Plant Society — lifetime members only. This tongue-in-cheek Comfort Colors tee is for the forgetful waterers, the accidental over-sunlight-ers, and everyone who keeps trying (and killing) again. Featuring a bold skull planter graphic and retro banner design, this shirt is a hilarious nod to plant parent struggles, with a vintage vibe that totally owns it.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, this tee is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk and garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel right out of the box. Its relaxed unisex fit and midweight fabric make it ideal for lounging, errand days, or gardening attempts that don’t end well (again).

Product Highlights

• Comfort Colors 1717 blank

• 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Midweight 6.1 oz fabric

• Garment-dyed for vintage, sun-washed look

• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit

• Relaxed fit + classic crew neckline

• “Dead Plant Society – Lifetime Membership” graphic with skull planter

• Sewn-in twill label

• Made using ethically grown US cotton

Available Colors

• White, Bay, Ivory, Light Green, Pepper, Espresso

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Hang to dry or tumble dry low

• Avoid bleach and dry cleaning

⚠️ Notes

• Due to the garment-dye process, slight color variations are normal

• Items may ship separately depending on availability

• Returns only accepted for defective items – please check sizing and order info carefully